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Ritter observes International "Talk Like a Pirate Day" every Sept 19th. We send out Pirate greetings via email, and speak Pirate lingo on that day. This page features photos from current and past years. If you would like to be added to our Talk Like a Pirate greeting list click here.

Riddle Me This!

  1. Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
  2. Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
  3. Why did the pirate buy his earring at the dollar store?
  4. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
  5. Why couldn't the kids go to the pirate movie?
  6. What do you call a pirate who skips class?
  7. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
  8. Why do pirates like Apple?
  9. Why don't pirates get hungry when shipwrecked on an island?
  10. Why are pirates pirates?
  1. Because they get stuck at "c."
  2. So if shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore.
  3. He only wanted to pay a buck an ear.
  4. Because he was standing on the deck.
  5. Because it was rated ARRRRRR.
  6. Captain Hooky.
  7. A rookie.
  8. Because they invented the Aye Pod.
  9. Because of all the sand which is there.
  10. Because they ARRRRRR!

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Armed and Dangerous 2016

'Thar she blows!' 2016

Hook giving Slice the Bird 2016

Holy Ship! 2016

Kelly walks away from a meeting at the company vehicle

Jeff. He claims he is billable...."thinking about the job"

Perfect fit 2015

That's not a wench...its a winch! 2015

Pull! Pull!! I'm Late!!! 2015

I'm trying....a scheduler should NEVER be late..... 2015

So happy Ted got me there on time! 2015

Hey, it was nothing really-2015

That's RITTER with an 'Arghhh!' 2014

Talk Like a Pirate Day 2013

All decks on hand! 2013

Anything to keep from rowing! 2013

Don't look under a rock if you want to find a mermaid- 2013

Sloop 'Ritter' with an Argh! 2013

Can't put down the beer to check the 'scope'. 2013

Where's the Starbucks? 2012

What happened? I know for a fact is says "Ship" in the specs. 2012

Me 'n' these here scurvy scallywags 'll see yore project shipshape or else! 2012

Did ya hear the one about the priest, the parrot and the pirate? 2012

The "Ritter Way"...Locked up in our Project Management Tool Box 2012

Then me'n'th' crew seen a great grand sea beastie, th' mother of all whales, aye, an she come at us ...

RPMI proposal process - 2011

Parrots couldn't find any bugs on Ted... - 2011

Nothin' like a photo session to build up a thirst - 2011

Loaded and ready to go negotiate a contract - 2011

You want to change what??? - 2011

Arrr. On time. On Budget. Muzzle loaded controls systems really do work!!! - 2011

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