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Ritter observes International "Talk Like a Pirate Day" every Sept 19th. We send out Pirate greetings via email, and speak Pirate lingo on that day. This page features photos from current and past years. If you would like to be added to our Talk Like a Pirate greeting list click here.

Riddle Me This!

  1. Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
  2. Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
  3. Why did the pirate buy his earring at the dollar store?
  4. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
  5. Why couldn't the kids go to the pirate movie?
  6. What do you call a pirate who skips class?
  7. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
  8. Why do pirates like Apple?
  9. Why don't pirates get hungry when shipwrecked on an island?
  10. Why are pirates pirates?
  1. Because they get stuck at "c."
  2. So if shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore.
  3. He only wanted to pay a buck an ear.
  4. Because he was standing on the deck.
  5. Because it was rated ARRRRRR.
  6. Captain Hooky.
  7. A rookie.
  8. Because they invented the Aye Pod.
  9. Because of all the sand which is there.
  10. Because they ARRRRRR!

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