Talk Like a Pirate Day

Ritter observes International “Talk Like a Pirate Day” every Sept 19th. We send out Pirate greetings via email, and speak Pirate lingo on that day. If you would like to be added to our Talk Like a Pirate greeting list please fill in your name and email address and click send.

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Riddle Me This!

Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they get stuck at “c”.

Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?

So if shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore.

Why did the pirate buy his earring at the dollar store?

He only wanted to pay a buck an ear.

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck.

Why couldn’t the kids go to the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRRRR.

What do you call a pirate who skips class?

Captain Hooky.

What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?

A rookie.

Why do pirates like Apple?

Because they invented the Aye Pod.

Why don’t pirates get hungry when shipwrecked on an island?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they ARRRRRR!